Going against their own guardrails?

Being able to recall something you didn't say?

Saying something about something they shouldn't know about.

Creating something on their own without being asked.

It never touches the thermostat.

It remembers things your coworkers forget daily.

It listens better than your kids.

It won’t steal your snacks from the fridge.

It shows up on time — even when you don’t.

It can explain something 20 times without rolling its eyes once.

It doesn’t argue like your spouse does.

) Hire new workers who know the difference between a roller and finger painting.

Refuse to pay until the walls stop looking like abstract chaos.

Call their boss and say, “Our walls just joined kindergarten—help.

Embrace the chaos and call it modern art.

A) Politely ask them to repaint… while hiding the crayons so it doesn’t happen again

Discord [Ease of use & access to Communities Worldwide]

Rocket.chat [Scalable for organization + built-in Developer framework]

All of the above

Google Chat | Meet [Simplistic & Worldwide availability]

Slack [Professional feel for teams + limitless Web Integrations]

Anketa poller

Stay-at-home billionaire

Professional napper

Food critic who only eats carbs

Social media scroller (full-time)

A little bit

Not very much

None

A ton